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Lizzie Grubman took her car,
ramming patrons at the bar,
When the bouncer saw the crash,
She yelled out "F-YOU, White Trash"
Lizzie Took the Mercedes
Ran over some Ladies
Said F U White Trash
Now Runnin to Daddy sayin Save Ma ASS
Lizzie G didn't look back
gave some people a nasty whack
when she saw what she had done
she left her daddy's car on the run
Lizzie G, don't look back
you gave some people a nasty whack
since you also left the car
you'll have to handle your own PR
Lizzie took her Daddy's merc
told the bouncer "you're a jerk"
Popped the shift into reverse
nearly made the car a hearse
POEM by Mike Strong:
Lizzie G was riding high
With client notoriety
Sadly fell she one hot night
Reversing car and fortune.
Lizzie took her daddy's Benz
And mowed down 16 former friends.
When she saw what she had done
She quickly took off on the run
Sobered up, just like Teddy
called the cops, when she was Ready
Late one night, after booze and "C".
Lizzie picked up dad's S.U.V.
Pissed that she couldn't park anywhere
Turned on the car, and was heard to swear
"F U, White Trash", then she hit the floor
Mowed down sixteen folks, but it could have been more!
Then while they screamed, and this wasn't for fun
Out she got, and decided to run
And she hid behind lawyers, and lovers (still a friend?)
You ain't heard it all, folks - it's not the end!
Lizzie Grubman took her car
Mowed down 16 at a bar.
When they asked about the crash,
Lizzie said, Eat me, you @#$% white trash!
Lizzie Grumban took a car
Backed it up too fast and far
Sobered up while on the lam
Drug tests won't be worth a damn.
Blamed it on Dad's S-U-V
"Sixteen hurt ? I didn't see!"
Getting sued for tons of cash
Hope her jurors are white trash!
By MR. Anonymous:
There was a young flack they called Lizzie
Whose name-dropping made people dizzy
But outside of a bar
In her rich daddy's car
Miss Lizzie went totally fizzy.
Denied a nice space in the lane
She responded with words so profane
The bouncers went sprawling
The patrons were crawling
As Miss Liz crushed them all with disdain.
Now the future for Lizzie looks dark
The lawyers all circle like sharks
She's no longer Miss Cool
Just a sad, stupid fool
All because she had no place to park.
